I’m sorry for laughing.
I’m not laughing at you, I’m laughing with my mouth full of blood
It really is the best medicine
So let’s take ten and not call each other in the morning.
Clocked at 140 LPM—
Gonna split my sides dubstepping down to the bank—
Cash in these chittering chips so I can
Dive into a pool of my own chipper chuckles.
Backstroking like Scrooge McDuck
Through my wine dark sea of hilarity
Peals of laughter roll down like drops of rain
Off my richly feathered back.
I started the joke that got the whole world
Laughing in my face.
You know me, I play it for laughs.
I do it for the lulz because I can.
So lighted and laughing in tune
I split my own sides and
Floated up to the clouds in a giggly fizz
Exploded in a constellation of my own emotional incontinence.
Drifted down like ashes of American flags.
But you know what they say—
It takes a lot to laugh.
It takes a train
To carry you far, far away from me.
Crabaghast! 